OriginalCeckles

seasepulchre:

Remember that episode of Johnny Bravo when he meets a girl on the internet and she turns out to be an antelope

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fapitalism:

I made two Chinese restaurants call each other.

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eddplant:

I like small butts

when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face i get

grossed out

why is your butt so big i ask myself

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edwardspoonhands:

loopthelambdoid:

“I really hate it when I’m watching a show in my computer on fullscreen and then the show fades to black and then suddenly I can see my reflection in the monitor. I see that slack, dull face just staring at itself, I just wanna snap out of it and go do something with my life but then I know that I can’t because, y’know, I’m in the middle of a show.” - Hank Green

Thank you for picking out one of my favorite me quotes. 

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adamusprime:

there was a poster i just saw that said “SEXUAL ASSAULT: it’s time to get involved”

i am 100% sure they could have worded that better

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Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning

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